The Silver Star Awards

[H.G. Hansen]

Now onto our next category, BEST SCI-FI/FANTASY…

(A skit begins where a Spaceman appears to reveal Josh Brolin, noting he was sent by the executes to host the show, but then Ana de Armas appears, noting she fought a deadly fungus so she could handle the show in her sleep. Then Chloe Grace Moretz appears as Supergirl & Alexandra Daddario as Wonder Woman appears to host since Alexandra is an amazon warrior & Chloe is a cousin of a powerful alien. They both are confused, thinking they each were gonna host. HG sighs, asking, “what next?” then Timothee Chalamet & Nikolaj Coster-Waldau show up. Before they talk, HG interrupts, noting cause they play royalty in ATLANTIS, they must be perfect fits to host the SSAs. They look at each other, noting, “No… We were told the show just needs some star power.” Josh Brolin remarks, “Okay, so I might’ve been gone too long because being in that void makes more sense than all this now.” HG tells everyone that he’s the host, no one else. There are no amazons, powerful aliens, deadly fungus fighters, known celebrities, or an outstanding actor stuck in an endless void. They conceded, and all walked off. Alexandra asked about Chloe’s powerful cousin, Timothee Nikolaj, to the bar and Brolin needing to catch his flight putting the helmet back on. End of skit.)

So I guess you get who the nominations are…

The Best Sci-Fi/Fantasy


The Void
Mexican Gothic
Supergirl
Wonder Woman
Atlantis

The Winner is…





THE VOID!

[H.G. Hansen]

Well, congrats to all those involved with THE VOID. Everyone was great, and maybe we need some excitement for the show now. Maybe a little kinetic energy. And as long as Bruce Willis or Steven Siegel don’t star in it, nothing is more exciting and energetic than our next category… BEST ACTION/SUPERHERO FILM AWARD!

(Billy Magnussen appears as Booster Gold with Skeet as Billy thinks HG shouldn’t mention the nominees since Booster Gold: Lost In Time was one of the greatest LRF DCU movies of all time. HG plays with him till he reveals it’s Season 21, not 12. Billy looks confused till Skeet (VO by Kumail Nanjiani) corrects that HG is right. Billy shrugs Skeet off since he’s obviously no matter what season that he’s the top star in the hero world. Then Rip Hunter (Dan Stevens) comes in and confirms what Skeet said in a comedic whispering way. Billy plays it off like he was testing HG to see if he’s doing a good job hosting. Billy walks off with Skeet & Rip as HG then comments that the president is doing a better job than him, Billy replies how he loves The Apprentice, but HG notes he’s not the president right now, which makes Billy shouts "DAMMIT". Rip, Skeet, and Billy leave. HG makes a face as he looks at the camera like he looks at the producers if there’s anything else. Then signals for the nominees to play off for the Season 21 nominees.)

Best Action/Superhero


Ghost Rider
Supergirl
Wonder Woman
Twisted Metal
Red Wolf

And the winner is…





RED WOLF!

Director Sterlin Harjo and the cast (Except Billy Bob Thornton) show up giving a speech thanking everyone for their votes and noted how they tried to bring something new to the audience and love how they are getting received for it. They thank LRF for the opportunity and how this should move filmmaking forward to the future. Harjo notes how he hopes to work with Tatanka in the future which Means nods at him. 

[H.G. Hansen]

Congrats to all RED WOLF’s cast and crew, as that’s a great honor among solid contenders. So for the night’s last award, let’s get serious as these following nominees did as we are now on the category of… BEST DRAMA!

BEST DRAMA


Whaling
Pontiac
Knievel
The Void
Rodeo

What a great list, and let me waste no time (not like I did with that skit) and say the winner of the BEST DRAMA is…



RODEO!!!

By one vote, Taylor Sheridan’s film gains the top billing of the best dramatic film of SEASON 21!

Good night, y’all! Our version of the Oscar playoff music is playing, so I guess that about does for Season 21’s Silver Star Awards. I’m H.G. Hansen, and I wish good luck to those who have films in Season 22 and hope to see you again for more fun and more excitement for next season’s awards. Thank you to all those who voted, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store.

[H.G. Hansen]

FINALLY...


THE SILVER STAR AWARDS RETURNS TO LAST RESORT FILMS!

Hey y'all! It's H.G. and I'm announcing I am gonna begin putting together the candidate list for Season 22 Silver Star Awards! Now I know it's late but I've been busy with work and handling the struggle of being short staffed. I would have done it this weekend but I had to pick up someone after work and then work for half a day then take him with me to a local indie wrestling show we've planned to go to for a month.

So tonight, I'm gonna go through all of Season 22's movies and see who is eligible for each award. I'm proud to say there will be the return of two awards missing last season, The Kirk Douglas and The Quiver along with a new award for best CGI (might or not have a different name) and it's only available for films with a certain amount on their budget.

So hope y'all join to vote again to continue the fun that comes along with the SSAs as there will be guests and more fun bits like last time.

[H.G. Hansen]

Also if y'all want, we can open discussions for making someone else like another writer or celebrity the host. Idk if y'all okay with me still doing it or not

[H.G. Hansen]

Okay update alert!

I worked hard to gather the candidates for the awards but then I got a stomach bug that's been spreading in my hometown. Ive been sleeping the last two days so I haven't been able to create the post. If I am health enough, I'll be sending the ballot tomorrow

[H.G. Hansen]

THE VOTES ARE JUST ROLLING IN!

So since I sent out the polling ballots, I've gotten a great response to who you all believe should win each award to the LRF SEASON 22 SILVER STAR AWARDS! 


I'm gonna wait till this weekend to close all voting because of work and writing in-between any chance I got, so I hope everyone can submit their entries before then. So far the choices made have been very interesting and I can wait for you all to see them! 

Anyway hope everyone is happy and safe in these unseen times. 


-With love,
H.G. Hansen

[H.G. Hansen]

THREE MORE HOURS LEFT! 

THREE MORE HOURS TILL THE POLLS OF THE SEASON 22 SILVER STAR AWARDS ARE CLOSED. 


SO IF YOU HAVEN'T VOTED YET, THEN YOU BETTER HURRY TILL THAT CHANCE IS GONE!

[H.G. Hansen]

OKAY POLLS ARE CLOSED!

IM GONNA ANNOUNCE THE NOMINATED CHOICES IN JUST FEW. I THINK SOME WILL BE SURPRISED AND SOME WILL BE HAPPY WITH THE CHOICES.

[H.G. Hansen]

So ik I didn't deliver yet but I'm gonna try to announce the nominees tomorrow and give the results at the mid-season point. I've been busy with recent opportunities and work becoming chaotic. I still deliver on giving you all a good award show as the results may shock you while leaving awe on who's chosen

[H.G. Hansen]

In the great words of John Cena...

THE TIME IS NOW!

it's time to live up to my promise as it's the Mid-Season Break of Season 23, so I am going to announce the nominees for Season 22 Silver Star Awards! I know it's a little late in the game but I've been busy with work lately and have been stacking projects I'm excited to do. So lets not waste time and get to it. 


The Blockbuster - Best Big Budget Film

Caesar Pt. 2
Fantastic Four
Odysseus Pt. 2
Broadway
Batman: In The Shadows

The Gong

Jim Carrey (The Thrill of the Kill/Super Grover)
Bill Nighy (Supercrooks)
Cate Blanchett (Hope, Sadness, and Anger)
Jodie Comer (House Without End)
Vanessa Kirby (The Boy In The Suitcase)


Best Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Gathering of the Wolves
OZ
Northrock
The Only Good Indians
Fantastic Four: Doom

Best Action/Superhero

The Black Cat Strikes Again!
Elektra
Fantastic Four: Doom
Who Watches The Watchmen?
Batman: In The Shadows

The New Guard

Rihanna (Broadway/Hair)
Tye Sheridan (Black Hole)
Chuck Norris (Elektra)
Toby Wallace (Black Hole)
Adele Exarchopoulos (Batman: In The Shadows)

The Ledger

Miles Teller (Open Hearts)
Sydney Sweeney (Gracie/Black Hole)
Ana de Armas (The Black Cat Strikes Again!) 
Amber Midthunder (The Only Good Indians)
Elizabeth Olsen (Open Hearts) 

Kirk Douglas Award

Bill Nighy (Supercrooks)
Russell Crowe (Caesar Pt. II)
Viggo Mortensen (Batman: In The Shadows)
Adam Sandler (Broadway)
Chuck Norris (Elektra)

Best Drama

Open Hearts
Broadway
Gracie
Audible
Black Hole

The Quiver

Roy Horne
Chad Taylor
APJ
Jimmy Ellis
Jon Malone

TOP TEN FILMS OF Season 22


10. Northrock
9. The Only Good Indians
8. Gracie
7. Audible
6. Elektra
5. Batman: In The Shadows
4. Broadway
3. Open Hearts
2. Caesar Pt. 2
1. Black Hole


T11. Odysseus Pt. 2 & The Black Cat Strikes Again!

Results due this weekend! Can't wait for y'all see 'em

[H.G. Hansen]

WELCOME LAST RESORT FILMS CITIZENS!


So I did the results for season 22 and got catch in an ever-ending abyss with work to send it out or try to do a ballot for season 23, which is because I thought everyone knew who to vote for in season 24. 

But I'm here to announce the SILVER STAR AWARDS of SEASON 24! 

I'm gonna make a  ballot early and then send it out and a matter of how many votes i get, I will hopefully have it out before the GRAs. 


So till then, salutations and Auf Wiedersehen